BTW TV: Week 1, Month 3, Year 3

#1 Heavyweight Contenders 6-Pack Challenge

(Sting and Dennis Condrey are going at it.)
Sting tries a hiptoss, but Dennis Condrey counters it with a lariat.
Dennis Condrey attempts an eye gouge, but Sting blocks it.
Sting gives the sign for the Scorpion Death Drop.
(Don Muraco and Sting are going at it.)
Don Muraco performs a Hotshot against Sting.
Don Muraco is being booed out of the building.
Don Muraco gives the sign for the Tombstone Piledriver.
Don Muraco executes the Tombstone Piledriver on Sting.
Don Muraco goes for the pin.
Luke Shepherd counts: One, two, Goldust doesn't make it in time... three.
** Sting has been eliminated.

Goldust tries a Fujiwara armbar, but El Hijo Del Santo blocks it.
El Hijo Del Santo throws Goldust out of the ring.
El Hijo Del Santo rolls out under the bottom rope.
El Hijo Del Santo throws Goldust back into the ring.
El Hijo Del Santo runs into the ropes.
Goldust hits El Hijo Del Santo with a kick.
Goldust whips El Hijo Del Santo into the ropes.
Goldust misses with an elbow.
El Hijo Del Santo misses with a clothesline.
Goldust executes the Shock Treatment on El Hijo Del Santo.
Goldust pulls the tights.
Luke Shepherd counts: One, two, Dennis Condrey doesn't make it in time... three.
** El Hijo Del Santo has been eliminated.

Goldust executes a kick to the midsection against John Cena.
Goldust performs an atomic drop against John Cena.
Goldust goes for a DDT, but John Cena counters it with a small package.
Luke Shepherd counts: One, two, in the ropes...
John Cena punches Goldust.
John Cena has the crowd going wild.
John Cena kicks Goldust.
John Cena hits Goldust.
The chants for John Cena are deafening.
John Cena executes the F-U on Goldust.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John Cena.
John Cena goes for the pin.
Luke Shepherd counts: One, two, three.
** Goldust has been eliminated.

John Cena throws Don Muraco back into the ring.
John Cena gets a double reverse chinlock on Don Muraco.
Dennis Condrey makes the save.
John Cena nails Don Muraco with a Gorilla Press, PAL.
John Cena executes a vertical suplex against Don Muraco.
John Cena executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Don Muraco.
Don Muraco nails John Cena with a short clothesline.
Don Muraco executes the Tombstone Piledriver on John Cena.
The crowd is vociferously booing Don Muraco.
Don Muraco goes for the pin.
Don Muraco pulls the tights.
Luke Shepherd counts: One, two, three.
** John Cena has been eliminated.

Don Muraco kicks Dennis Condrey.
Don Muraco doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he is getting.
Don Muraco whips Dennis Condrey into the turnbuckle, but Dennis Condrey
reverses it.
Dennis Condrey chops Don Muraco.
Dennis Condrey hits Don Muraco.
Dennis Condrey is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Don Muraco punches Dennis Condrey.
Don Muraco executes a headlock takedown against Dennis Condrey.
Don Muraco attempts a powerslam, but Dennis Condrey counters it with a lariat.
Dennis Condrey seemingly enjoys the boos.
In turn, Don Muraco counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Dennis Condrey is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dennis Condrey is inching his way towards the ropes.
Dennis Condrey tries to fight the pain.
Dennis Condrey submits after 10 seconds.
** Dennis Condrey has been eliminated.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

[#1 Heavyweight Contenders 6-Pack Challenge]: 6-Person Battle Royal:
Don Muraco won a 6-person Battle Royal:
         x Muraco defeated Sting after the Tombstone Piledriver in 0:09:36
         x Goldust defeated Hijo del Santo after the Shock Treatment in 0:14:57
         x J. Cena defeated Goldust after the F-U in 0:17:17
         x Muraco defeated J. Cena after the Tombstone Piledriver in 0:23:07
         x Muraco defeated Condrey after a Fujiwara armbar in 0:25:49
Rating: **** 1/4
[Missy Hyatt interfered against John Cena.]
[Missy Hyatt interfered against Don Muraco.]

Dos Caras Jr. vs. Karl Anderson

Karl Anderson hits a dropkick to the knee on Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson makes the Too Sweet sign.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Karl Anderson uses a flying cross body press on Dos Caras Jr..
Carissa Cobb counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Karl Anderson whips Dos Caras Jr. into the ropes.
Karl Anderson uses a dropkick to the knee on Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson makes the Too Sweet sign.
Numerous fans are using Karl Anderson as target practice.
Karl Anderson hits an elbowdrop on Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson makes the Too Sweet sign.
Karl Anderson performs a back suplex against Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson is being booed out of the building.
Karl Anderson hits a vertical suplex on Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson executes a hiptoss against Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson performs a back suplex against Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson executes the Diving Neckbreaker on Dos Caras Jr..
Karl Anderson goes for the pin.
Carissa Cobb counts: One, two, three.

Karl Anderson pinned Dos Caras Jr. with the Diving Neckbreaker in 0:08:17.
Rating: *** 1/4

The Ultimate Warrior and Van Hammer vs. A-Train and Terry Funk

Van Hammer chops A-Train.
A-Train chops Van Hammer.
There are lots of chants for A-Train.
Van Hammer kicks A-Train.
Van Hammer chops A-Train.
The crowd is behind Van Hammer all the way.
A-Train chops Van Hammer.
A-Train punches Van Hammer.
A-Train tries a headbutt, but Van Hammer blocks it.
Van Hammer goes for a kick to the midsection, but A-Train blocks it.
A-Train whips Van Hammer into the ropes.
Van Hammer hits A-Train with an elbow.
Van Hammer uses a kick to the head on A-Train.
Van Hammer performs a clothesline against A-Train.
Van Hammer executes the Flashback on A-Train.
The crowd erupts.
Van Hammer goes for the pin.
Gustavo Gallegos counts: One, two, three.

The Ultimate Warrior and Van Hammer defeated A-Train and Terry Funk when
Van Hammer pinned A-Train with the Flashback in 0:06:43.
Rating: *

*After the match, Cactus Jack runs out and attacks Funk with a barbed wire baseball bat. He keeps everyone at bay but eventually the numbers game wins and Cactus retreats.*

The Blue Meanie vs. Konnan

Konnan punches The Blue Meanie.
The Blue Meanie chops Konnan.
The Blue Meanie runs into the ropes.
The Blue Meanie hits Konnan with a shoulderblock.
The Blue Meanie tries a forearm smash, but Konnan blocks it.
Konnan whips The Blue Meanie into the ropes.
The Blue Meanie hits Konnan with a kick.
The Blue Meanie hits an inverted atomic drop on Konnan.
The Blue Meanie executes a chop against Konnan.
The Blue Meanie kicks Konnan.
The Blue Meanie hits Konnan.
The crowd is giving The Blue Meanie a standing ovation.
The Blue Meanie whips Konnan into the ropes.
Konnan nails The Blue Meanie with a lariat.
Konnan executes the Tequila Sunrise on The Blue Meanie.
The Blue Meanie tries to fight the pain.
The Blue Meanie submits after 12 seconds.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Konnan made The Blue Meanie submit to the Tequila Sunrise in 0:17:20.
Rating: *** 1/2

Hawk vs. Hollywood Hogan

Hawk chops Hollywood Hogan.
The crowd is behind Hawk all the way.
Hawk executes a bodyslam against Hollywood Hogan.
Hawk goes for a punch, but Hollywood Hogan blocks it.
Hollywood Hogan runs into the ropes.
Hollywood Hogan misses with a shoulderblock.
Hollywood Hogan hits Hawk with a kick.
Hollywood Hogan runs into the ropes.
Hollywood Hogan misses with a shoulderblock.
Hawk executes a hiptoss against Hollywood Hogan.
Hawk nails Hollywood Hogan with a piledriver.
Hawk tries a legdrop, but Hollywood Hogan rolls out of the way.
Hollywood Hogan gives him a chop, but Hawk doesn't budge.
Hollywood Hogan uses a facerake on Hawk.
Hollywood Hogan kicks Hawk.
Hollywood Hogan hits Hawk.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Hollywood Hogan goes for a front facelock, but Hawk counters it with a backdrop.
Hawk executes the Flying Clothesline on Hollywood Hogan.
The chants for Hawk are deafening.
Hawk goes for the pin.
Raleigh Flores counts: One, two, three.

Hawk pinned Hollywood Hogan with the Flying Clothesline in 0:14:02.
Rating: -*

*After the match Hogan signals and out comes a returning Animal! Hogan tells him to attack Hawk but it looks like Animal has decided to side with his Road Warriors partner Hawk and he attacks Hollywood!*

Semi-Main Event: Towel Match
Mike Sharpe w/Jerry Lawler vs. Stan Lane w/Bobby Eaton and Missy Hyatt

Stan Lane sends Mike Sharpe into the turnbuckle.
Stan Lane runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Stan Lane tries a vertical suplex, but Mike Sharpe reverses it.
Mike Sharpe hits Stan Lane.
Mike Sharpe punches Stan Lane.
Stan Lane hits Mike Sharpe.
The crowd is wildly cheering Stan Lane with only a few scattered boos audible.
Stan Lane chops Mike Sharpe.
Stan Lane executes a bodyslam against Mike Sharpe.
Stan Lane whips Mike Sharpe into the ropes.
Mike Sharpe misses with a clothesline.
Stan Lane and Mike Sharpe get hit with a double clothesline.
Stan Lane executes the Savate Kick on Mike Sharpe.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Stan Lane gets a sleeperhold on Mike Sharpe.
Mike Sharpe is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mike Sharpe tries to escape the hold.
Mike Sharpe tries to fight the pain.
Jerry Lawler throws in the towel after 14 seconds.

[Semi-Main Event]: Towel Match:
Stan Lane (w/Bobby Eaton) defeated Mike Sharpe (w/Jerry Lawler) with
a sleeperhold in 0:17:33.
Rating: * 1/4
[Missy Hyatt interfered against Mike Sharpe.]

Main Event
Fit Finlay vs. Samoa Joe (C)

Fit Finlay runs into the ropes.
Fit Finlay attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Samoa Joe counters it with
a Fujiwara armbar.
Fit Finlay is inching his way towards the ropes.
Fit Finlay manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds.
Samoa Joe works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Samoa Joe all the way.
Samoa Joe throws Fit Finlay into the turnbuckle.
Samoa Joe uses a Muscle Buster on Fit Finlay.
Samoa Joe goes for a Russian legsweep, but Fit Finlay counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Fit Finlay uses a forearm to the back on Samoa Joe.
Fit Finlay attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Samoa Joe counters it with
a Fujiwara armbar.
Fit Finlay manages to grab the ropes after 15 seconds.
Samoa Joe executes the Rear Naked Choke on Fit Finlay.
Fit Finlay tries to escape the hold.
Fit Finlay is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fit Finlay is writhing in pain.
Raleigh Flores asks Fit Finlay if he's still there.
Fit Finlay doesn't respond.
Raleigh Flores stops the fight after 26 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Samoa Joe.

[Main Event]:
Samoa Joe defeated Fit Finlay when Fit Finlay passed out in the Rear Naked Choke in 0:11:05.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Samoa Joe retained the Big Time Television Championship title.)


Card rating: **

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