BTW TV: Week 3, Month 2, Year 3

Van Hammer vs. Samoa Joe (C)

Van Hammer hits a roundhouse right on Samoa Joe.
Van Hammer hits a ropeburn on Samoa Joe.
Van Hammer tries a kick to the head, but Samoa Joe ducks out of the way.
Samoa Joe performs an elbowsmash against Van Hammer.
Samoa Joe uses a side slam on Van Hammer.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Samoa Joe.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Luke Shepherd lets the match continue.
Samoa Joe performs a headbutt against Van Hammer.
Samoa Joe kicks Van Hammer.
Samoa Joe hits Van Hammer.
Samoa Joe chops Van Hammer.
Van Hammer punches Samoa Joe.
The crowd is giving Van Hammer a standing ovation.
Van Hammer gives him a headlock takedown, but Samoa Joe doesn't budge.
Samoa Joe goes for a kick to the chest, but Van Hammer blocks it.
Van Hammer tries a piledriver, but Samoa Joe counters it with
a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
Samoa Joe uses a legsweep on Van Hammer.
Samoa Joe executes the Rear Naked Choke on Van Hammer.
Van Hammer is writhing in pain.
Van Hammer submits after 11 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Samoa Joe.

Samoa Joe made Van Hammer submit to the Rear Naked Choke in 0:21:40.
Rating: *** 3/4
(Samoa Joe retained the Big Time Television Championship title.)
[A-Train interfered against Van Hammer.]

*After the match, A-Train beats Van Hammer up until the Ultimate Warrior saves his friend.*

John Cena vs. "Loverboy" Dennis Condrey w/Missy Hyatt

John Cena hits a roundhouse right on Dennis Condrey.
John Cena attempts a flying forearm, but Dennis Condrey steps out of the way.
Dennis Condrey whips John Cena into the ropes.
Dennis Condrey uses a powerslam on John Cena.
Carissa Cobb counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dennis Condrey locks John Cena in an abdominal stretch.
John Cena makes it to the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds.
Dennis Condrey chops John Cena.
Numerous fans are using Dennis Condrey as target practice.
Dennis Condrey chops John Cena.
Dennis Condrey executes the Flap Jack on John Cena.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Dennis Condrey goes for the pin.
Carissa Cobb counts: One, two, three.

Dennis Condrey pinned John Cena with the Flap Jack in 0:05:27.
Rating: ** 1/4

*Backstage, Sting cuts a promo on his opponent in tonight's stretcher match, A-Train. He mentions A-Train getting involved in the Television title match but says he really needs to take care of his current problem first, Sting.*

Les Canadiens (Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens) vs. The Dangerous Alliance (Cactus Jack and Terry Funk) w/Paul Heyman

Sami Zayn uses a chop on Cactus Jack.
Sami Zayn uses a chop on Cactus Jack.
Sami Zayn uses a half and half suplex on Cactus Jack.
Sami Zayn tries a dropkick, but Cactus Jack steps out of the way.
Cactus Jack goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Sami Zayn counters it with
a side suplex.
Sami Zayn goes for a dropkick, but Cactus Jack steps out of the way.
Terry Funk enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Terry Funk uses a back suplex on Sami Zayn.
Cactus Jack nails Sami Zayn with a flying kneedrop.
Terry Funk leaves the ring.
Cactus Jack nails Sami Zayn with a piledriver.
Cactus Jack catches Sami Zayn in a bearhug.
Sami Zayn is struggling to reach the ropes.
Sami Zayn makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Terry Funk enters the ring.
Cactus Jack and Terry Funk hit Sami Zayn with the Double DDT.
Cactus Jack goes for the pin.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Gustavo Gallegos counts: One, two, three.

The Dangerous Alliance (Cactus Jack and Terry Funk) defeated
Les Canadiens (Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens) when Cactus Jack pinned S. Zayn
 after the Double DDT in 0:09:27.
Rating: *** 1/2

*After the match, an angry Terry Funk attacks a celebrating Cactus Jack from behind and starts laying into him before he has a chance to fight back. Heyman is stunned and doesn't know what in the world is happening between his two charges.*

Brutus Beefcake vs. Tony Atlas vs. Don Muraco

Tony Atlas hits an earringer on Don Muraco.
Tony Atlas attempts an atomic drop, but Don Muraco counters it with
a backward kick.
Don Muraco tries a snap mare, but Tony Atlas blocks it.
Tony Atlas whips Don Muraco into the ropes.
Tony Atlas hits Don Muraco with a kick.
Tony Atlas gets a chokehold on Don Muraco.
Don Muraco is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Don Muraco reaches the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds.
Tony Atlas takes Don Muraco down with a running powerslam.
Raleigh Flores counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Atlas executes the Bearhug on Don Muraco.
Don Muraco tries to escape the hold.
Don Muraco summons one last burst of energy.
Raleigh Flores asks Don Muraco if he's had enough.
Don Muraco shakes his head.
Raleigh Flores asks Don Muraco if he's had enough.
Don Muraco doesn't respond.
Raleigh Flores stops the fight after 24 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match:
Tony Atlas defeated Don Muraco and Brutus Beefcake when Atlas defeated Muraco
 when Muraco passed out in the Bearhug in 0:13:23.
Rating: * 1/4

"The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith vs. Goldust

The crowd erupts.
Davey Boy Smith kicks Goldust.
Davey Boy Smith nails Goldust with a Gorilla Press.
Davey Boy Smith hits Goldust.
Davey Boy Smith chops Goldust.
Goldust punches Davey Boy Smith.
The crowd is vociferously booing Goldust.
Goldust kicks Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust hits a low blow on Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust hits Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust kicks Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust hits a bulldog on Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust covers Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust uses the ropes for leverage.
Gustavo Gallegos counts: One, two, thr... he sees it.
Gustavo Gallegos threatens Goldust with disqualification.
Goldust whips Davey Boy Smith into the ropes.
Goldust executes the Shock Treatment on Davey Boy Smith.
Goldust pulls the tights.
Gustavo Gallegos counts: One, two, three.

Goldust pinned Davey Boy Smith with the Shock Treatment in 0:06:44.
Rating: ***

Stretcher Match
Sting vs. A-Train

Sting runs A-Train into the ringpost.
Sting attempts a roundhouse right, but A-Train ducks out of the way.
A-Train performs a headbutt against Sting.
A-Train uses a double-arm choke slam on Sting.
A-Train goes for the Train Wreck, but Sting blocks it.
A-Train executes an atomic drop against Sting.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sting takes A-Train down with a powerslam.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Sting attempts a bulldog, but A-Train counters it with a low blow.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
A-Train attempts a kick to the midsection, but Sting counters it with a legsweep.
Sting climbs back into the ring.
A-Train follows him back in.
Sting executes the Scorpion Death Drop on A-Train.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sting.
Sting executes a belly-to-back suplex against A-Train.
Sting tries to put A-Train on the Stretcher.
Sting puts A-Train on the Stretcher.
The attendants carry A-Train back to the locker room.

Stretcher No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Sting defeated A-Train in 0:08:14.
Rating: DUD

Semi-Main Event
The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) vs. The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane) (C) w/Missy Hyatt

Stan Lane takes Rick Steiner down with a bodyslam.
Stan Lane uses a flying axhandle on Rick Steiner.
The crowd is wildly cheering Stan Lane with only a few scattered boos audible.
Stan Lane tags out to Bobby Eaton.
Scott Steiner enters the ring and throws Stan Lane out of the ring.
Scott Steiner hits a power bomb on Bobby Eaton.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Scott Steiner.
Rick Steiner nails Bobby Eaton with a flying bulldog.
Scott Steiner leaves the ring.
Rick Steiner attempts a vertical suplex, but Bobby Eaton reverses it.
Bobby Eaton tags out to Stan Lane.
Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton hit Rick Steiner with a double vertical suplex.
Scott Steiner enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton whip Rick Steiner into the ropes.
Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton hit Rick Steiner with a double dropkick.
Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton hit Rick Steiner with a double superplex.
Bobby Eaton leaves the ring.
Stan Lane attempts a dropkick, but Rick Steiner steps out of the way.
Rick Steiner executes the Armlock Submission on Stan Lane.
Stan Lane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Stan Lane tries to fight the pain.
Stan Lane submits after 17 seconds.
The boos are resurfacing again.

[Semi-Main Event]:
The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) defeated
The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane) when R. Steiner made S. Lane
 submit to the Armlock Submission in 0:11:07.
Rating: ***
(The Steiner Brothers won the Big Time Tag Team Championship titles.)

Main Event
Jack Brisco vs. Vader (C) w/Paul Heyman

Jack Brisco chops Vader.
Vader hits Jack Brisco.
Vader hits Jack Brisco.
Jack Brisco hits Vader.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jack Brisco.
Vader punches Jack Brisco.
The crowd is vociferously booing Vader.
Jack Brisco punches Vader.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jack Brisco.
Jack Brisco punches Vader.
Jack Brisco gets a front facelock on Vader.
Vader is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jack Brisco lets go after 16 seconds.
Jack Brisco runs into the ropes.
Vader executes a short lariat against Jack Brisco.
Gustavo Gallegos counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vader executes the Choke Slam on Jack Brisco.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Vader goes for the pin.
Vader pulls the tights.
Gustavo Gallegos counts: One, two, three.

[Main Event]:
Vader pinned Jack Brisco with the Choke Slam in 0:09:35.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Vader retained the Big Time Heavyweight Championship title.)


Card rating: ** 1/2

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